1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically
becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.
AllisonRLJ
12/21/09
01:29 AM EST
haha, funny! :)
DebbyL
12/21/09
02:11 AM EST
haha, you forgot one.
11. If I pee on it it's mine.
gavind
06/12/12
07:49 AM EST
I like this one too.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
Then he shows his fangs.