Mattel is working on a device that will allow your dog to automatically
update his Twitter account, no typing necessary. Called Puppy Tweets, this
smart motion sensor will attach to your dog's collar and send signals to a
USB receiver in your computer, which will then update Twitter with
pre-written tweets such as "Somedays it feels like my paw is permanently on
the snooze button."
Impressive. Not even humans can tweet while sleeping.
Now you and all your friends can know exactly what your dog is doing every
second of the day, no matter how uninteresting it is. It will be just as
compelling as every other tweet you've ever read. That is, unless your dog
is on some kind of cross-country-traveling, Homeward Bound, Milo & Otis
adventure.
Evan Jacobs